Field Unit 01 Imperial Edition Marsh Conditions Survey

Swamp Ass Index A precision instrument for predicting personal humidity events

Now with real thermoregulation: NOAA heat index, metabolic heat from your body mass, and humidity-limited evaporation. Enter your route and conditions; the gauge reads your odds of arriving moist.

Panel A — Intake

Conditions & Loadout

Distance, one way miles

Pace

Temperature °F

Relative humidity %

Wind speed mph

Wind dries the deck — until the air is hotter than you are, then it bastes you.

Body weight lb

More mass to haul = more metabolic heat per mile = more to sweat off.

Loadout

Panel B — Readout

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Swamp Ass Index

Conditions & Loadout

Swamp Gauge